Job lay still with his eyes fixed on the stars. The night air offered an ominous silence, interrupted by the rustling strain of someone adding a log to the fire. Then he heard the crunch of Eliphaz’s staff stabbing the dirt, and perceived its owner standing again to his feet.
Eliphaz had always been annoyingly investigative and meddlesome, ever concerned with the law at the expense of law’s purpose. Job supposed Eliphaz had been calibrating his next oratory while Job was busy grappling with God in the dirt. Lying alone and immobile in the darkness, Job accepted his powerlessness against the accusatory arrows aiming to fly from the mouth of his friend.
“Bildad’s right,” Eliphaz shot out. “You truly are a windbag.”
Job turned his head toward the red-bearded Temanite, who appeared like a looming shadow, black as death and backlit by fire. Although he could see no features in the smoke-veiled face, he imagined a self-satisfied grin across its entire breadth like a row of stone cold merlons.
“You call yourself wise?” he taunted. “Where’s your fear of God? Where’s your loyalty? Your mouth condemns you more than any of us can.
“How very crafty you are. Tell me, were you the first man alive? Surely you overheard God as he planned the creation of hills and streams. Pray, tell us what you know that we don’t. We have only the elders, older than your father, to counsel us. Or, are God’s comforts not enough for you?
“You lash out in anger against God for not accepting you, when his own angels, the very watchers of souls, aren’t even as pure as you claim to be. Sin flows through you like water, friend.”
Eliphaz knelt beside Job and set down his staff. His face was close enough to touch but still as black as a chasm. His beard glowed like the aura of a blood moon.
“Listen to me, Job,” he said smugly. “I’m going to give you the solution from my experience, confirmed by the wisdom of the ancients. Are you ready to listen?”
Job dared not give Eliphaz the satisfaction. Instead, he used what little energy he had reserved to lift his head and turn to his side. The ground felt like a bed of iron firepots searing through his anguished body.
“A wicked man is in trouble all his life,” Eliphaz said, seemingly oblivious to Job’s torments. “Every day is full of terrors. Even good days are interrupted by fear because he knows that death is coming for him. Why? Because he has defied God. In his arrogance, he has sacked cities and eaten stolen food until fat. But not for long.”
Job sat up and reached for Eliphaz’s staff. “Sorry comforters you’ve all turned out to be,” he managed through clenched teeth. With both hands grasping the crook, he lifted himself upright, wincing all the way.
“You clung to worthless possessions, Job, so fire swallowed up your tents.”
“Is there no limit to your lies?” Job asked, his eyes catching the firelight like beaten gold.
“Go on,” Eliphaz said, “prepare your next deception. But remember, the wicked man drops from the vine like a grape before its time.”
Inspiration: Job 15